Things that must be shared

I discovered a new book. It's called, Nancy Drew's Guide to Life, and has hints, tips, and answers to many questions. I will be sharing excerpts from this book over the next few weeks, because even if it isn't helpful, I find it funny, and that's a good enough reason for anything.

Survival Strategy: "If the ceiling collapses, breathe through a handkerchief to avoid inhaling dust." --The Hidden Staircase

Dating: a Primer: "Make your date work for you--send him on B-level errands you can't seem to fit into your busy schedule." --The Clue in the Diary

Sleuthing 101: "Never sleuth on an empty stomach." --The Hidden Staircase

The Delicate Art of Etiquette: "Don't let your troubles get in the way of enjoying a leisurely and delightful lunch." --The Secret of the Old Clock

Wilderness Tips: "A bright overhead light will dull an owl's vision enough to remove it from indoors. Of course, thick gloves and quick reflexes help." --The Hidden Staircase

On Being a Lady: "A face distorted with anger will only accentuate a person's innate ugliness." --The Secret of the Old Clock

Powers of Observation: "If you spot a disdainful shopper damaging an item and then walking away, you may be able to snatch it up at a serious price reduction." --The Secret of the Old Clock

Accoutrements: "Take matches from restaurants and hotel dining rooms. You just might need them to light a kerosene lamp!" --The Bungalow Mystery

I leave all who might encounter my blog to ponder these pearls of wisdom. And, should there be a return visit, you will definitely find more. I'm thinking Nancy has the answer to everything.