Yet another seminary moment
Occasionally the seminary teacher loses control of her class. This would be less of a problem if she didn't think her students were so hilarious.
Seminary Teacher: Give me some examples of times in the past that the Lord has asked unusual things of people.
Various predictable answers from class: Nephi is told to kill Laban, Abraham is asked to sacrifice Isaac, Israelites are cured from snakebite from looking at Moses' staff, etc.
Unusual student: How about when Adam and Eve's kids had to marry each other?
Class response: EEEEWWWWW!!!! GROSS!! YOU'RE SICK, MAN!!!
Ensuing discussion as Sully and DJ leave class:
Sully: What if you didn't have any sisters?
DJ: You could marry your niece?
Sully: I'd have it made--I have lots of sisters.
DJ: Yeah, Adam and I would have to fight over Tabitha.
Sully: I can see it now...Dude, you can't marry our sister! I'm marrying our sister!!
DJ: Oh yeah?? Well, I'm gonna marry your daughter...
Sully: That's really sick...
DJ: Yeah...
Seminary teacher collapses in giggles as students move out of earshot.
Seminary Teacher: Give me some examples of times in the past that the Lord has asked unusual things of people.
Various predictable answers from class: Nephi is told to kill Laban, Abraham is asked to sacrifice Isaac, Israelites are cured from snakebite from looking at Moses' staff, etc.
Unusual student: How about when Adam and Eve's kids had to marry each other?
Class response: EEEEWWWWW!!!! GROSS!! YOU'RE SICK, MAN!!!
Ensuing discussion as Sully and DJ leave class:
Sully: What if you didn't have any sisters?
DJ: You could marry your niece?
Sully: I'd have it made--I have lots of sisters.
DJ: Yeah, Adam and I would have to fight over Tabitha.
Sully: I can see it now...Dude, you can't marry our sister! I'm marrying our sister!!
DJ: Oh yeah?? Well, I'm gonna marry your daughter...
Sully: That's really sick...
DJ: Yeah...
Seminary teacher collapses in giggles as students move out of earshot.
posted by Samantha @ 8:28 PM
3 Comments:
At Monday, April 23, 2007 8:41:00 PM,
epadavito said…
isn't it great when life is fun like that?!
At Monday, April 23, 2007 9:12:00 PM,
Tolkien Boy said…
I once had an investigator tell us that she stopped believing in God because Eve's kids were forced to have sex with her.
When we pointed out how wonderful it was that the Book of Mormon (well, sort of) teaches that there were both sons and daughters of Adam and Eve, making mother-son relationships unnecessary, she almost believed...until she realized that there was the issue of sisters and brothers.
There was no return visit.
At Tuesday, April 24, 2007 9:49:00 AM,
Loyalist (with defects) said…
LMAO! tehehehehehe!
somethings there are no words for.
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