Yet another seminary moment
Seminary Teacher: Give me some examples of times in the past that the Lord has asked unusual things of people.
Various predictable answers from class: Nephi is told to kill Laban, Abraham is asked to sacrifice Isaac, Israelites are cured from snakebite from looking at Moses' staff, etc.
Unusual student: How about when Adam and Eve's kids had to marry each other?
Class response: EEEEWWWWW!!!! GROSS!! YOU'RE SICK, MAN!!!
Ensuing discussion as Sully and DJ leave class:
Sully: What if you didn't have any sisters?
DJ: You could marry your niece?
Sully: I'd have it made--I have lots of sisters.
DJ: Yeah, Adam and I would have to fight over Tabitha.
Sully: I can see it now...Dude, you can't marry our sister! I'm marrying our sister!!
DJ: Oh yeah?? Well, I'm gonna marry your daughter...
Sully: That's really sick...
Seminary teacher collapses in giggles as students move out of earshot.