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Wouldn't it be lovely if, with just a twitch of the nose, life, or any aspect of it could be changed. Instead, positive changes always seem to involve tremendously hard work, determination, and endless setbacks. How lovely it would be to have the powers of Samantha Stephens.

Monday, April 23, 2007

Yet another seminary moment

Occasionally the seminary teacher loses control of her class. This would be less of a problem if she didn't think her students were so hilarious.

Seminary Teacher: Give me some examples of times in the past that the Lord has asked unusual things of people.

Various predictable answers from class: Nephi is told to kill Laban, Abraham is asked to sacrifice Isaac, Israelites are cured from snakebite from looking at Moses' staff, etc.

Unusual student: How about when Adam and Eve's kids had to marry each other?
Class response: EEEEWWWWW!!!! GROSS!! YOU'RE SICK, MAN!!!

Ensuing discussion as Sully and DJ leave class:
Sully: What if you didn't have any sisters?
DJ: You could marry your niece?
Sully: I'd have it made--I have lots of sisters.
DJ: Yeah, Adam and I would have to fight over Tabitha.
Sully: I can see it now...Dude, you can't marry our sister! I'm marrying our sister!!
DJ: Oh yeah?? Well, I'm gonna marry your daughter...
Sully: That's really sick...
DJ: Yeah...

Seminary teacher collapses in giggles as students move out of earshot.

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