Conversations
First Adam
Adam: Mom, if guys like a girl, they call her "hot". What do girls call guys that they like?
Me: Hot.
Adam: Really? Are you sure?
(Teenybopper television program suddenly features a young woman, indicating a young man and whispering audibly to a friend, "He's so HOT!!")
Adam: Wow! You really do know everything!!
Second Adam
(Watching me move a piece of furniture that was bugging me)
Adam (to DJ): Our mom is buff.
DJ: Yup.
Adam: She has biceps of steel.
DJ: Yup.
Adam: She has abs of steel.
DJ: Yup.
(pause in conversation)
DJ: Uh...you forgot buns of steel.
Adam: Oh yeah, she has buns of steel.
DJ: Yup.
Women's Restroom
Girl One: This dress makes my boobs look flat.
Girl Two: Ohhh...nooo...you have really nice boobs.
Question: Do guys make similar comments about man parts while standing around the urinals?
Adam: Mom, if guys like a girl, they call her "hot". What do girls call guys that they like?
Me: Hot.
Adam: Really? Are you sure?
(Teenybopper television program suddenly features a young woman, indicating a young man and whispering audibly to a friend, "He's so HOT!!")
Adam: Wow! You really do know everything!!
Second Adam
(Watching me move a piece of furniture that was bugging me)
Adam (to DJ): Our mom is buff.
DJ: Yup.
Adam: She has biceps of steel.
DJ: Yup.
Adam: She has abs of steel.
DJ: Yup.
(pause in conversation)
DJ: Uh...you forgot buns of steel.
Adam: Oh yeah, she has buns of steel.
DJ: Yup.
Women's Restroom
Girl One: This dress makes my boobs look flat.
Girl Two: Ohhh...nooo...you have really nice boobs.
Question: Do guys make similar comments about man parts while standing around the urinals?
3 Comments:
At Sunday, March 04, 2007 8:22:00 PM, Th. said…
.
No.
At Monday, March 05, 2007 8:31:00 AM, Kengo Biddles said…
Um. NO. Talking? FORBIDDEN.
Talkers in the bathroom...MY BIGGEST PET PEEVE.
At Wednesday, March 07, 2007 1:53:00 PM, B.G. Christensen said…
No, we just think them.
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