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Wouldn't it be lovely if, with just a twitch of the nose, life, or any aspect of it could be changed. Instead, positive changes always seem to involve tremendously hard work, determination, and endless setbacks. How lovely it would be to have the powers of Samantha Stephens.

Sunday, March 04, 2007

Conversations

First Adam

Adam: Mom, if guys like a girl, they call her "hot". What do girls call guys that they like?
Me: Hot.
Adam: Really? Are you sure?

(Teenybopper television program suddenly features a young woman, indicating a young man and whispering audibly to a friend, "He's so HOT!!")

Adam: Wow! You really do know everything!!


Second Adam

(Watching me move a piece of furniture that was bugging me)

Adam (to DJ): Our mom is buff.
DJ: Yup.
Adam: She has biceps of steel.
DJ: Yup.
Adam: She has abs of steel.
DJ: Yup.
(pause in conversation)
DJ: Uh...you forgot buns of steel.
Adam: Oh yeah, she has buns of steel.
DJ: Yup.

Women's Restroom

Girl One: This dress makes my boobs look flat.
Girl Two: Ohhh...nooo...you have really nice boobs.

Question: Do guys make similar comments about man parts while standing around the urinals?




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