Conversations

First Adam

Adam: Mom, if guys like a girl, they call her "hot". What do girls call guys that they like?
Me: Hot.
Adam: Really? Are you sure?

(Teenybopper television program suddenly features a young woman, indicating a young man and whispering audibly to a friend, "He's so HOT!!")

Adam: Wow! You really do know everything!!


Second Adam

(Watching me move a piece of furniture that was bugging me)

Adam (to DJ): Our mom is buff.
DJ: Yup.
Adam: She has biceps of steel.
DJ: Yup.
Adam: She has abs of steel.
DJ: Yup.
(pause in conversation)
DJ: Uh...you forgot buns of steel.
Adam: Oh yeah, she has buns of steel.
DJ: Yup.

Women's Restroom

Girl One: This dress makes my boobs look flat.
Girl Two: Ohhh...nooo...you have really nice boobs.

Question: Do guys make similar comments about man parts while standing around the urinals?