A Phone Call Yesterday

...and another today...

From Therapist.
Reminding me that I'm supposed to be in love with him, and I haven't seen him since November.

Reminding me that I have a tendency to believe I am capable of leaping tall buildings in a single bound, when in reality I simply keep crashing into the building walls repeatedly.

Reminding me that things go better when I spend time with him more regularly.

Reminding me that if I'm not eating like I should (although I ate last night), I still have unresolved issues--delightful topics of conversation for us to share.

My response:
I know he isn't as in love with me as I am with him.

If I'm unable to go over the building, I simply go through the walls.

He only wants me to spend time with him because I pay my bills promptly.

I no longer have a craving for plain mayonnaise, therefore I consider the eating problems solved.

His response:
"I have an opening at 11:00 on Wednesday. I'll see you then?"

My response:
"Okay, but I don't do this for everyone, you know. I'm only agreeing because I'm in love with you."

His response:
"Sam, you're hilarious."